THANK YOU FOR TAKING AN INTEREST WITH ME
Why does my sister think it’s fucking ok to use the mirror in my room when she has one and there’s a perfectly good one in the bathroom and use my curling iron and my straightener without my permission like who does that shit fucking faggot
sHE TOOK MY FUCKING DRESS TOO
- mom: are you on drugs?
- me: 私は今の薬です
I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY